George “Loki” Williams

Tabletop RPG Designer

“Inventive and hard-working game designer–wrote some of the most engaging material in a Kobold Press release. Open to feedback, and has a powerful knack for strong communication and getting out in front of problems.” – Wolfgang Baur

George “Loki” Williams

XP 38,400 Human Bard (dungeon master) 15

NG Medium humanoid (human, french creole)

Init +1; Senses Perception +15


AC 17, touch 17, flat-footed 16 (+4 armor, +2 deflection, +1 Dex)

hp 71 (15d8)

Fort +5, Ref +10, Will +10; +2 vs. media, +4 vs.bardic performance, language-dependent, and sonic

Defensive Abilities Spice Tolerance (+4 racial bonus to Fortitude saves vs. ingested poisons); Resist heat 10

Weaknesses vulnerability to cold


Speed 30 ft.

Melee +1 iPad +11/+6/+1 (1d2+1 nonlethal plus 1d6 electricity)

Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft.

Special Attacks +1 on attack rolls against internet trolls and crawfish, bardic performance 38 rounds/day (swift action;countersong, cajun jokes, distraction, fascinate, horrible puns, inspire community, inspire design team +5, meet deadline +3, rule zero, soothing performance, suggestion); blue bolts, wandering damage

Bard Spells Known (CL 15th; concentration +17)

5th (4/day)greater mashup, mass suggestion (DC 21), summon housecat V

4th (5/day)barrage of words (DC 20), dominate conversation (DC 20), greater team wrangling, summon housecat IV

3rd (6/day)charm monster (DC 19), create creole food, glibness, haste (DC 19), speak with geeks, summon housecat III

2nd (7/day)cat herding, genre mixing, mirror image, pyrotechnics (DC 18), rage, summon housecat II, writing trance (DC 18)

1st (7/day)animate mardi gras beads, charm person (DC 17), create roux, devil’s advocate, hideous laughter (DC 17), prepare for layout (DC 18), summon housecat I

0th (at will)brass band boogie, daze (DC 16), fanboy (DC 16), mage typing, mending, season food


Str 11, Dex 12, Con 11, Int 16, Wis 13, Cha 16

Base Atk +10; CMB +11; CMD 14

Feats Agile Vocabulary, Combat Language, Greater WordPress, Fast Talk, Improved Social Media, On The Fly, Technologist, Weapon Focus (iPad)

Skills Knowledge (geek culture) +13, Knowledge (pathfinder rpg) +15,Perception +15, Perform (comedy, krewe antics, oratory, profanity) +24, Profession (writer) +4, Stealth +24, Use Computer Device +18 Languages Common, Feline, Groot, Social Media

SQ bardic knowledge +7, jack-of-all-trades (use any skill), know everyone, lore master2/day, versatile performance (comedy, krewe antics, oratory, profanity), computer familiarity

Combat Gear   +1 iPad, laptop of deadline bashing (50 charges), potion of caffeination x3, scroll of OGL, scroll of NDA Other Gear+2 leather jacket, coat of water resistance +1, Google Glass +4, keyring of deflection +1, earrings of protection +2, dire housecat, 349 gp

Bragging Rights 

What I’ve played

Starfinder, Pathfinder, Dungeons & Dragons (1st through 5th editions), Gamma World (1st through d20 editions), D20 Modern, GURPS, Fiasco, Champions, Marvel, DC Heroes, Villains and Vigilantes, Ars Magica, Toon, Ghostbusters, Dragonstar, Prime Directive, Amber Diceless RPG, Universe, Metamorphosis Alpha, Traveller, Theatrix, Ringworld, Vampire: Masquerade, Werewolf the Apocalypse, Etherscope, Darwin’s World, Paranoia, Stormbringer, Corum, Dr. Who (FASA and Cubicle 7), Twilight 2000, Alternity, Call of Cthulhu (multiple editions), TORG, Rolemaster, Spacemaster, Lords of Creation, Shadowrun, Macho Women with Guns, Savage Worlds, Cyberpunk, Star Frontiers, Boot Hill, Top Secret, Xcrawl, Space: 1889, and Jorune.