George “Loki” Williams
XP 38,400 Human Bard (dungeon master) 15
NG Medium humanoid (human, french creole)
Init +1; Senses Perception +15
DEFENSE
AC 17, touch 17, flat-footed 16 (+4 armor, +2 deflection, +1 Dex)
hp 71 (15d8)
Fort +5, Ref +10, Will +10; +2 vs. media, +4 vs.bardic performance, language-dependent, and sonic
Defensive Abilities Spice Tolerance (+4 racial bonus to Fortitude saves vs. ingested poisons); Resist heat 10
Weaknesses vulnerability to cold
OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft.
Melee +1 iPad +11/+6/+1 (1d2+1 nonlethal plus 1d6 electricity)
Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
Special Attacks +1 on attack rolls against internet trolls and crawfish, bardic performance 38 rounds/day (swift action;countersong, cajun jokes, distraction, fascinate, horrible puns, inspire community, inspire design team +5, meet deadline +3, rule zero, soothing performance, suggestion); blue bolts, wandering damage
Bard Spells Known (CL 15th; concentration +17)
5th (4/day)—greater mashup, mass suggestion (DC 21), summon housecat V
4th (5/day)—barrage of words (DC 20), dominate conversation (DC 20), greater team wrangling, summon housecat IV
3rd (6/day)—charm monster (DC 19), create creole food, glibness, haste (DC 19), speak with geeks, summon housecat III
2nd (7/day)— cat herding, genre mixing, mirror image, pyrotechnics (DC 18), rage, summon housecat II, writing trance (DC 18)
1st (7/day)—animate mardi gras beads, charm person (DC 17), create roux, devil’s advocate, hideous laughter (DC 17), prepare for layout (DC 18), summon housecat I
0th (at will)—brass band boogie, daze (DC 16), fanboy (DC 16), mage typing, mending, season food
STATISTICS
Str 11, Dex 12, Con 11, Int 16, Wis 13, Cha 16
Base Atk +10; CMB +11; CMD 14
Feats Agile Vocabulary, Combat Language, Greater WordPress, Fast Talk, Improved Social Media, On The Fly, Technologist, Weapon Focus (iPad)
Skills Knowledge (geek culture) +13, Knowledge (pathfinder rpg) +15,Perception +15, Perform (comedy, krewe antics, oratory, profanity) +24, Profession (writer) +4, Stealth +24, Use Computer Device +18 Languages Common, Feline, Groot, Social Media
SQ bardic knowledge +7, jack-of-all-trades (use any skill), know everyone, lore master2/day, versatile performance (comedy, krewe antics, oratory, profanity), computer familiarity
Combat Gear +1 iPad, laptop of deadline bashing (50 charges), potion ofcaffeination x3, scroll of OGL, scroll of NDA Other Gear+2 leather jacket, coat of water resistance +1, Google Glass +4, keyring of deflection +1, earrings of protection +2, dire housecat, 349 gp
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