George “Loki” Williams

XP 38,400 Human Bard (dungeon master) 15

NG Medium humanoid (human, french creole)

Init +1; Senses Perception +15


AC 17, touch 17, flat-footed 16 (+4 armor, +2 deflection, +1 Dex)

hp 71 (15d8)

Fort +5, Ref +10, Will +10; +2 vs. media, +4 vs.bardic performance, language-dependent, and sonic

Defensive Abilities Spice Tolerance (+4 racial bonus to Fortitude saves vs. ingested poisons); Resist heat 10

Weaknesses vulnerability to cold


Speed 30 ft.

Melee +1 iPad +11/+6/+1 (1d2+1 nonlethal plus 1d6 electricity)

Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft.

Special Attacks +1 on attack rolls against internet trolls and crawfish, bardic performance 38 rounds/day (swift action;countersong, cajun jokes, distraction, fascinate, horrible puns, inspire community, inspire design team +5, meet deadline +3, rule zero, soothing performance, suggestion); blue bolts, wandering damage

Bard Spells Known (CL 15th; concentration +17)

5th (4/day)greater mashupmass suggestion (DC 21), summon housecat V

4th (5/day)barrage of words (DC 20), dominate conversation (DC 20), greater team wranglingsummon housecat IV

3rd (6/day)charm monster (DC 19), create creole foodglibnesshaste (DC 19), speak with geekssummon housecat III

2nd (7/day)— cat herdinggenre mixingmirror imagepyrotechnics (DC 18), ragesummon housecat II, writing trance (DC 18)

1st (7/day)animate mardi gras beadscharm person (DC 17), create rouxdevil’s advocatehideous laughter (DC 17), prepare for layout (DC 18), summon housecat I

0th (at will)brass band boogiedaze (DC 16), fanboy (DC 16), mage typingmendingseason food


Str 11, Dex 12, Con 11, Int 16, Wis 13, Cha 16

Base Atk +10; CMB +11; CMD 14

Feats Agile Vocabulary, Combat Language, Greater WordPress, Fast Talk, Improved Social Media, On The Fly, Technologist, Weapon Focus (iPad)

Skills Knowledge (geek culture) +13, Knowledge (pathfinder rpg) +15,Perception +15, Perform (comedy, krewe antics, oratory, profanity) +24, Profession (writer) +4, Stealth +24, Use Computer Device +18 Languages Common, Feline, Groot, Social Media

SQ bardic knowledge +7, jack-of-all-trades (use any skill), know everyone, lore master2/day, versatile performance (comedy, krewe antics, oratory, profanity), computer familiarity

Combat Gear   +1 iPadlaptop of deadline bashing (50 charges), potion ofcaffeination x3scroll of OGLscroll of NDA Other Gear+2 leather jacketcoat of water resistance +1, Google Glass +4, keyring of deflection +1, earrings of protection +2, dire housecat, 349 gp