And Paris Hilton and Stephen Hawking….

Wired has a great collection of nine contemporary public figures stated out for DND. Hilarious! For example:

Paris Hilton

Chaotic Neutral Human
Strength: 9
Intelligence: 9
Wisdom: 8
Constitution: 10
Dexterity: 14
Charisma: 18
Special Abilities: Wiggling out of jail time for DUI charges, washing cars in an entertaining manner.

Posted by: Aaron Rowe