Kalidor’s Prayer

Gods, grant me the Will save to accept the things I cannot change The DM to fudge the rolls of things I can And a Wisdom high enough with the sufficient bonus to know the difference. –Kalidor’s Prayer (I honestly have no idea where I originally found...

If Wizards Of The Coast Invented Chess

There would be a new version of the rules every seven years. The idea that the rules could stay the same for thousands of years would be, frankly, laughable In the latest rules for chess, Pawns would be renamed Hellspawn Warblades. Similarly, the other pieces would be...

George Bush’s DND Character, and more…

And Paris Hilton and Stephen Hawking…. Wired has a great collection of nine contemporary public figures stated out for DND. Hilarious! For example: Paris Hilton Actress Chaotic Neutral Human Strength: 9 Intelligence: 9 Wisdom: 8 Constitution: 10 Dexterity: 14...

Political Monster Manual

Somebody sent me these dangerous 1st edition political monsters. I thought I’d share them with you. John McCain (Demon Prince of Republicans.) (Lesser God.) FREQUENCY: Very rare NO APPEARING: 1 ARMOUR CLASS: -7 MOVE: 3″ (72″ per flight sector on the...

Chartreuse d20

Magical d20 : taking my geekiness to a whole new level! Originally uploaded by kirk lau Need to brush everyone up on intoxication rules…....